Joachim uses...anything he can find to attack his enemies with.
Locations are given to where these items can be found, even though many of these are found in shops.
Timber
A giant piece of lumber found in an alley.
Japanese Name: ティンバー (Tinbā)
Description:
Five people had a hard time lifting this huge piece of lumber. It would take unimaginable strength to wield it as a weapon.
| P-ATK | Sp-ATK |
| +24 | +16 |
Buy Price: 990
Sell Price: 495
Obtained:
- Default weapon
Locker
Found in the men's locker room at the wrestling ring.
Japanese Name: アルミロッカー (Arumirokkā)
Description:
A locker unlucky enough to have been placed in the men's rather than the women's locker room at the wrestling ring.
| P-ATK | Sp-ATK |
| +35 | +26 |
Buy Price: 1490
Sell Price: 745
Obtained:
Red Mailbox
A red mailbox stuffed full of letters.
Japanese Name: レッドポスト (Reddo posuto)
Description:
A mailbox filled with letters between men on the battlefield and the loved ones left behind. A hit with this much emotion hurts worse than any sword.
| P-ATK | Sp-ATK |
| +49 | +38 |
Buy Price: 2230
Sell Price: 1115
Obtained:
Earthen Pipe
An old, discarded clay sewer pipe.
Japanese Name: アースンパイプ (Āsunpaipu)
Description:
An old, discarded sewer pipe. Once used for sewage, then a shelter for cats from the rain and the elements. Now begins its new life as a bludgeon.
| P-ATK | Sp-ATK |
| +66 | +53 |
Buy Price: 3340
Sell Price: 1670
Obtained:
Frozen Tuna
A tuna that decided to freeze itself solid.
Japanese Name: チルドテューナ (Chirudo teyūna)
Description:
A tuna that suffered from an incurable disease and swam into a suspended-animation device to await the day it could be cured...
| P-ATK | Sp-ATK |
| +87 | +72 |
Buy Price: 5010
Sell Price: 2505
Obtained:
Giant Pillar
A red-colored structural beam from a house.
Japanese Name: 大黒柱 (Daikokubashira)
Description:
A structural beam from a destroyed Japanese house. The various nicks and dents in the red paint are reminders of gentler days.
| P-ATK | Sp-ATK |
| +113 | +96 |
Buy Price: 7520
Sell Price: 3760
Obtained:
Emcee's Desk
A weapon in the hands of a pro wrestler.
Japanese Name: 放送席 (Hōsō seki)
Description:
The 19th-century wrestling sensation, Bill Yamagata, took out eight sumo wrestlers with this desk. Sturdy and flat--just like a bludgeon should be.
| P-ATK | Sp-ATK |
| +145 | +126 |
Buy Price: 11280
Sell Price: 5640
Obtained:
Clay Idol
A giant clay idol excavated from an ancient tomb.
Japanese Name: はにわ (Haniwa)
Description:
Made by the followers of an ancient leader. Its sincerity and majesty remain evident to this very day.
| P-ATK | Sp-ATK |
| +184 | +163 |
Buy Price: 16920
Sell Price: 8460
Obtained:
Dark Tower
A modern building passed down in the vampire family.
Japanese Name: 魔建ビルディング (Ma ken birudingu)
Description:
A building passed down in the vampire family, just as the Demon Sword Tyrfing was. The little people inside work day and night and cause a huge ruckus.
| P-ATK | Sp-ATK |
| +198 | +174 |
Buy Price: -
Sell Price: 12690
Obtained:
Nautilus
A legendary submarine that has crossed the stars.
Japanese Name: ノーチラス (Nōchirasu)
Description:
A timeless vessel that continues its journey through the sea of the stars. A gentleman's agreement prevents its powerful weapons from being used.
| P-ATK | Sp-ATK |
| +212 | +185 |
Buy Price: -
Sell Price: 19030
Obtained:
- After beating Neam Ruins, return to the last person of the Fort of Regrets. Nautilus will then appear on the beach of Cannes.
