No.1 - Kowloon Fortress[edit | edit source]
This Sidequest must be done BEFORE you beat Kuihai Tower.
Prompt 1: Well then, shall we begin? Hee hee hee... I hope you enjoy this. Now, answer me!
1st Option: Quit it, you dirty old man!
2st Option: This strange machine is so sexy!
3st Option: Please don't hurt me...
Prompt 2: Okay, here it comes!
1st Option: Just get away from me!
2st Option: This scary tower is sexy, too!
3st Option: Please, stop...
Prompt 3: Okay, one more time!
1st Option: (Ignore him)
2st Option: But YOU'RE the sexiest!
3st Option: Forgive me...