The Straw Millionaire trading quest is an optional sidequest where, by trading a long list of items, the player will eventually be rewarded with Lucia's ultimate weapon, 100,000 cash, or several lesser items.
The sidequest is available as soon as the rain stops in Port of Southampton, by talking to Himovic, the Straw Merchant on the city battlements. Several trades have the potential to end the quest early, but the ultimate prize, Lucia's fan, may be purchased at great expense in the end game.
The sidequest is based on the tale of the Straw Millionaire, where a humble peasant, beginning with a single piece of straw, and, through a series of serendipitous trades, eventually becomes a millionaire.
Dried Straw[]
Trader: Himovic, the Straw Merchant
Location: Southampton
Wants: -
Trades: Dried Straw
Notes: Start of sidequest.
Underground Film[]
Trader: Straw Handiwork Fan, Massimo
Location: Florence
Wants: Dried Straw
Trades: Underground Film
Notes: -
Limestone Block[]
Trader: Wannabe Movie Critic, Fabio
Location: Cannes
Wants: Underground Film
Trades: Limestone Block
Notes: -
Daruma Doll[]
Trader: Aspiring Director Ijichi
Location: Cannes
Wants: Underground Film
Trades: Daruma Doll
Notes: -
Super Piroshki[]
Trader: Zuvious, Lover of Folkcraft
Location: Winter Palace
Wants: Daruma Doll
Trades: Super Piroshki
Notes: -
Super Piroshki (Alt)[]
Trader: Chagall, Who Stinks of Ink
Location: Petrograd
Wants: Limestone Block
Trades: Super Piroshki
Notes: -
Holy Easter Egg[]
Trader: Edgar
Location: Petrograd
Wants: Daruma Doll
Trades: Holy Easter Egg
Notes: Not recommended as only a single trader wants the Holy Easter Egg, prematurely ending the trading quest.
Burning Candle[]
Trader: Starving Coquile
Location: Goreme Valley
Wants: Super Piroshki
Trades: Burning Candle
Notes: Not recommended as only a single trader wants the Burning Candle, prematurely ending the trading quest.
Talking Panda[]
Trader: Zinedine of Mitsuboshi
Location: Champs-Élysées
Wants: Super Piroshki
Trades: Talking Panda
Notes: -
Pure Root[]
Trader: Pious Hankan
Location: Goreme Valley
Wants: Holy Easter Egg
Trades: Pure Root
Notes: Not recommended as this prematurely ends the trading quest.
Getitup![]
Trader: Troubled Tomoyo
Location: Nihonbashi
Wants: Burning Candle
Trades: Getitup!
Notes: Not recommended as this prematurely ends the trading quest.
Fine Tea Set[]
Trader: Gourmet Connoisseur Ginori
Location: Florence
Wants: Super Piroshki
Trades: Fine Tea Set
Notes: -
Strongoids[]
Trader: Tea Boy Kitayama
Location: Yokohama
Wants: Fine Tea Set
Trades: Strongoids
Notes: Not recommended as this prematurely ends the trading quest.
Talking Panda (Alt)[]
Trader: Akiko the Celebrity
Location: Yokohama
Wants: Fine Tea Set
Trades: Talking Panda
Notes: -
Third Key[]
Trader: Mieko, Mad about Mascots
Location: Nihonbashi
Wants: Talking Panda
Trades: Third Key
Notes: Not recommended as this prematurely ends the trading quest.
10-day-old Rice[]
Trader: Ichizumi, the Ventriloquist
Location: Inugami Village
Wants: Talking Panda
Trades: 10-day-old Rice
Notes: -
Fifth Key[]
Trader: Extremely Poor Mahone
Location: Le Havre
Wants: 10-day-old Rice
Trades: Fifth Key
Notes: Not recommended as this prematurely ends the trading quest.
Research Paper[]
Trader: Fusty Fleming
Location: Southampton
Wants: 10-day-old Rice
Trades: Research Paper
Notes: -
100,000 Cash[]
Trader: Himovic, the Straw Merchant
Location: Southampton
Wants: Research Paper
Trades: 100,000 Cash
Notes: Ends the quest. Locks the player out of obtaining the Dating Outfit. Lucia's fan can still be bought for 500000 in the Cathedral junk shop.
Nemesis Fan[]
Trader: Malkovich, an Ordinary Citizen
Location: Cathedral District
Wants: Research Paper
Trades: Nemesis Fan
Notes: Ends the quest. Allows the player to later obtain the Dating Outfit.